"The Stand Page 8 (2002)"

Frostiness: Hi, I'd like to tell you about the exciting new program, 'Prostitues for Jesus.'	Randal_Flagg: "Looking back, having that woman's head surgically attached to my shoulder was a bad idea. Makes it almost impossible to go to the bathroom…"	Neriya: Index finger. on… C flat... Damn! I'm telling Speilburg to play his own alien music next time!
Billy_Zoom: What the... ??? The Cabbage Patch Kids are fighting!	Billy_Zoom: Hey, isn't this the end of "Red Dawn." Patrick Swayze comforts a mortally wounded Charlie Sheen...	Randal_Flagg: Just when you thought it was safe, the Crystaline Entity returns.
holoclown: Just stand right there. This thing does open in the back, right?	HoneyT: Jude Law's morphing into a werewolf.	TrezKu: This means you, Hobbits.
Randal_Flagg: Those extra-padding helmets some players wear look ridiculous...	Dante83: Cue Bond Music. "Ba da BAA DAAAAAAAA ..."	TrezKu: "Never… um… aww crap, what was that other word?
Randal_Flagg: Jesus Christ!	ObsidianLeopard: Jennifer Lopez lets out a heartbreaking sob after she loses her short-shorts at an episode of MTV's "Behind The Music"...	holoclown: Come, girl, and bask in the golden light of my crotch.
Randal_Flagg: Eww! She's got *man-hands*!	Das_Hunterman: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks! It is the east! M-O-O-N..and that spells Juliet."	holoclown: Like this, Lassie. Watch me. You've been horribly injured. Remember: pitiful! Pitiful!