"Star Trek Page 1 (2000)"

Ricardo_Amon_talban: Around The Galaxy In 80 Light Years.	LHGuard: If I keep doing this... eventually you will turn to stone.	Loodvig: Looks like Chekov went to bed at 1 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 1.
GersonK: "And you'll stay in here and think about what you did. It's gonna take me all day to get that peanut butter out of the warp core."	GersonK: *bzzzt* "Stupid wrenched ankle."	twilight23: Oh, finally I get one babe that the Keptin hasn't deflowered.
GersonK: Why is Chekov suddenly getting ladies? Two words: elevator shoes.	twilight23: The Sonny and Cher of the 23rd century.	cscott: "What do you mean that I've been in too many fights? I'm not ready to retire yet! I'm the champ!!"
Ricardo_Amon_talban: "I won't say anything if you don't..."	Ricardo_Amon_talban: Well, at least no one is going to die.	cscott: "Damn!... Quick, Spock. Get a red shirt on him!!"
Ricardo_Amon_talban: "Bug off, Spock! I saw her first!"	cscott: "Y'know, Spock. I don't know what those alien hippies were so upset about. I probably ate a half dozen of those poison acid fruits and I feel... wooah!..."	Agrijag: A Pac-Man monster?? In SPACE??
fut: I thought it was Star Trek, not Dark Shadows!	MarionneBlack: Intergalactic Cheese Puffs!	MarionneBlack: History time for Sulu and Chekov. "Honest Abe, Kiptin?" "You get a gold star, Chekov."