"Star Trek Page 12 (2002)"

Tsunade: Late night cable ads of the future… "Hot Klingon babes want to talk to you! All live all night long!"	evetsggod: Doublemint ads- of THE FUTURE!!	GlitterRock: "We are the Metrons-- ah, damn.... you're that other captain, aren't you?"
Dr_Erhardt: SURFACE! SURFACE!!	GlitterRock: Visit scenic Aldaraan.	evetsggod: Hmmm, I don't get this "rocking out" business....
tree_hugger: The stage lighting is out of control, save yourself!	teambanzai: Hmm?	LongLiveRock: Hey, It's that action figure set I got on Ebay
LongLiveRock: The Password is..	LongLiveRock: Kinda ranks up there with Mick Jagger and David Hasselhoff	Richer: ''Ohh dammit, I stepped in a pile of fish crap."
MrAtomik: "Polaroid camera deployed and ready Captain." "Great, Mr. Sulu, I need a new passport photo."	KennyBoy: Nothing is more embarrassing to a Starfleet captain than when his starship is caught sniffing another starship's butt.	Mr_Grant: Space according to Pat Robertson-- "Age: 8000 years. Volume: Finite. # Planets with life God Cares About: 1. Denominations on that Planet God Cares About: 1."
MrAtomik: but on the other hand, she NEVER loses her keychain that way.	Mr_Grant: Uh oh, Smith's head materialized around a power cable. Again.	CrazyBob: Scotty, take a look at that drain pipe, wouldja? The Captain's lounge has been smelling a little funky lately.