"Star Trek Page 27 (2002)"

Racerex: K-Tel Records presents "The Greatest Hits of Bobbie Gentry"....!	KIPPAGE: "Yes, I'm the Big Head... you're what??"	TheDiva: "This will never work out, I'm from a parallel... oh hell, I could never turn down something this fine…"
TheDiva: *Kirk, off camera* "Finally, I've got something to send to America's Funniest Home Videos!"	jlenhart26: Quick guys! Turn on the Sci-Fi Channel, theres some dumb brunette looking... wait a minute!	KirkShatner: Damnit, my soap's supposed to be on and it's being pre-empted with this stupid broadcast of the ship's mutiny.
pearliepie1: It turns out that the alien girl has a penchant for buying things on QVC. Fortunately QVC doesn't take Intergalatic Express Card.	Forkgirl: No matter how long he stayed in the tanning bed, Spock always came out looking pasty.	Forkboy: Um....... er......... Count Spockula?
klutzka: First officer Betty Rubble reorting for duty, sir.	CrazyBob: Is that a belaying pin in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?