"Xena Page 1 (2000)"

Fuquad: From the makers of Where's Waldo comes,"Where's Robert Plant?"	Xexus: uoy knahT ?ssa ruoy fo erom ees ew dluoC aneX iH	Fuquad: Meatloaf is "Meaticus" in Xena: The Movie!
PrezGAR: I am Bullicus, and this is Mikeyus. He hates everything.	1600: "What do you mean I look like Captain Ron?"	LakeSpeed: This is what any girl looks like after a few beers.
CaveDweller: Traci Lords starts in "Throbbin' Hood".	GersonK: Hey, nice jugs.	porpoise: "Ka-pla." "Uh, hey, dude."
Loodvig: Behind the scenes at a Gwar concert...	1600: "I think you might have a quarter in your ear."	DizzyBum: o/` "The hills are alive... with the sound of music..." o/`
Loodvig: "I wrangled the horse!" "Ann, the horse isn't moving..."	GersonK: Previously on Last Known Photo Theater	Loodvig: "Err.... damn high heels."
GersonK: "Join the hordes. See Asia. Get treasure and loot. Rape Pillage. Last time I believe a recruting brochure."	BackgAmon: "Come on, ya stupid horse! Jump through the hoop!!!"	Loodvig: Tom Wopat. Good ol' boy. Never means no harm. Except taking ol' Fanny to the Alpo factory...