"Xena Page 18 (2000)"

teambanzai: Time for another episode of Xena warrior proctologist.	girly_girl: Why is it that medi-evil women always seem to have nicer bedrooms than I do?	Vidhatra: Xena: Warrior Housewife
Mr_Grant: Xenfir, Master of the Pan Flute.	Cackerot: "I guess this means I'm not getting that five bucks you owe me?"	girly_girl: "Ooh. Big man. Hitting a woman. Wait til my brother finds out!"
girly_girl: "At last. I have found the lair of Dracula."	12561113094: Grace Slick: Warrior Princess.	12561113094: Tina Yothers: Warrior Peasant.
Mr_Grant: Fiona Apple IS: "Helen of Troy, NY"	girly_girl: "I'm 17. When are my breasts going to develop?"	Boba420: I just can't help feeling like Teela's been distant lately, Man-at-Arms
girly_girl: "If I'm lying, may lightning stike me dead."	Boba420: I'm definitely a breast man. No! Thigh! I mean thigh! D'oh! Wing!	Amon_key_Named_Kong: .oO(Where am I going to find me a lesbian sidekick?)
teambanzai: How do I ask this lightly? Do you like the WNBA?	Amon_key_Named_Kong: "I'm not a lesbian!" *looks at Xena's breasts* "But, I AM willing to learn..."	teambanzai: Look Xena, Zebra what ever your name is just watch your self or I'll start singing Reanna.