"Xena Page 19 (2000)"

teambanzai: Damn, this beef jerky's going to last years.	girly_girl: "Well since my Gabrielle left me. I found a new place to dwell." (She's doing an Elvis lip.)	teambanzai: Look out she's Tina Yothering!
Mr_Grant: SamANTHA Kinison.	Generik: "Oh, don't give me that 'You are blinded by the beauty of my powerful breasts' crap again, I- *whoa!!!*"	12561113094: "Bruce Hornsby, I gotta talk to you…"
girly_girl: Somewhere, a club sandwich is being eaten.	Boba420: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!	Mr_Grant: Arborphiliac. In this case it's especially sick, because it's a sapling.
Amon_key_Named_Kong: .oO(How did I let Doug talk me into this weird wedding idea?)	teambanzai: Yeah, don't drop the soap I know.	Boba420: Oh, that's no problem. We just get Cooter to tie the General Lee to the bars and . . . Whoops! did I say "Cooter"? Let's just stay awhile.
Mr_Grant: Joel Higgins counsels Ricky Schroeder about his sudden growth spurt, on the next "Silver Spoons, 500 BCE".	12561113094: "Almost ready - just gotta put the Gozilla head on."	Generik: A young Roger Daltrey claims that he can "smell for miles."
Generik: "So... wanna come up and see my Hellenic etchings?"	SuperGeko: Uh, as your legs go up, shouldn't they go inward towards the hips instead of outward? This lady is built like a GI Joe.	Buffoon: "Morning sickness??? How could you have morn.... YOU CHEATING BITCH!!!!"