"Xena Page 5 (2000)"

PrezGAR: Aye, she's a hot one. She'll bring quite a few dinars at the slave auction	FreakeeBaybee: "Dye my body hair? What are you talking about?"	gypsymoon3: Before Ben Kenobi became Obi-Wan, he hung out with Carlos Santana.
FreakeeBaybee: Sometimes you need a little Finesse. Sometimes you need a lot.	GiantMoneky: Your move, Mr. Bond.	Ricardo_Amon_talban: I remember this scene from "Rescue from Gilligan's Island". Gilligan is gonna cook some fish, and he burns the hut! "GILLIGAN!"
GiantMonkey: Well, the Duke boys finally killed some one and left 'em in my room.	santomopo: I used to be a bat. WEEEEEEE!!!!!	Ricardo_Amon_talban: Call the nice young men in their clean white coats. Xena thinks she's a vampire bat again...
GlitterRock: Whoa... Xena's getting an incoming transmission from the Big Giant Head!	402: ...but them Duke boys weren't aware that Uncle Jesse had joined a cult in California...	amycamus: "I don't CARE whether you wear the pink ermine or the blue one. We're late."
402: "Welcome back, Uncle Jesse. We missed ya!" "Farrrrr outttt, man..."	Dairai: Don't be what you see	emma_peel: That horse is not a real blond.
GlitterRock: "...Gabrielle's virginity was not lost in this episode. She was only faking it."	402: Today's warrior pricess looks smart inher leather skirt. The leopard skin tossed jauntily over the shoulder makes a stunning accessory.	UncleDes: PG-13, folks: "I found the warm baby oil of eternal youth...I thought we might...you know...make some french fries..."